Cupcakes of Divine Vegenance

[lllookalive]

I have decided that Chinese pretzels are awesome. They are popelicious! *flails in tiredness*



Rsiasta: Crackah, plz. Yo' dun haf to werry dun' herrah.

GrinKitti: Don' be gettin' all up in mah grill like apple pie!

Rsiasta: ...Dun' you be makin' me put my baybeh down! I do it!

GrinKitti: Oh, it's on like potato salad, mofo! I can take you an' yo crackah baybeh!

Rsiasta: My baybeh ain't no crackah! It came fro' crack, but not a crackah!

GrinKitti: Bizzatchpleez. Yo' crackbaybeh so ugly, you put the diaper on the wrong end!

Rsiasta: You just be makin' fun o' mah baybeh's daddy! At leas' he pay his support on time!

GrinKitti: I make mah money in the hizzouse, yo! I gots mah own corner of the projects an' evryting!

Rsiasta: Oooooh, honeh! Mah pimp gon' be mad at you, girl!

GrinKitti: Wellz then, he gots to deal wit' maiin, ho! He gon' break out his pimpin stick and be all ovah that shit like gravy on a biscuit!

Rsiasta: Oh, bitch plz! Mah pimp got a bettah pimpin' stick than yo' pimp, ho. It all colorful and shit.

GrinKitti: Mah pimp gots him a shahny stick, woman! He gon' use it to smack fried chicken at yo' pimp's mama!

Rsiasta: Oooooh, you did no' just bring mah pimp's mama into this, yo' dirty ho! I be tellin' him and he gon' go get his gang and then you be sorrah!

GrinKitti: You don' scayah me, muthafucka! I gon' get mah baybah's daddeh an' mah othah baybeh's daddeh an' my othah OTHAH baybeh's daddeh an' they gonna rassle yo' pimp an' his gang an' feed them they' silly lookin' bandannas an' shit!

Rsiasta: Ah, I dun' think so. 'Cause I gots me FIVAH baybeh's daddehs and they all know how to shank. They gon' beat yo' baybeh's daddehs up and then yo' ain't got nothin' to stop mah pimp from beatin' yo' with his pimpin stick!

GrinKitti: But mah pimp's pimpin' stick is so shineh, that it gon' blind yo' weakass pimp and den my pimp gon' smack him upside da head til his gold toofis fall outs.


This is why I should not be allowed to post things after a certain hour!!!!

Comments

[maiahaha.livejournal.com]

...

HO SHIT SON. *THREE SNAPS IN Z-FORMATION*

[look-alive.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* DON'T YOU GET ALL UP IN MAH GRILL, SISTAH!

[cynic42.livejournal.com]

i love how i just totally saw that from you...

(this is matt from scad btw)

[maiahaha.livejournal.com]

I KNOW YOU GUY~! :D

FRIEND ME? ♥

[cynic42.livejournal.com]

i thought i did, but YEAH!!!!! :P

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[lostforeigner.livejournal.com]

::kind of dies::

[look-alive.livejournal.com]

...Just kind of? <3~

[boko.livejournal.com]

o.o



wtf mate? lmao XD?

[look-alive.livejournal.com]

Don't ask. Just swing with it~ *dances*

[can-i-eat-it.livejournal.com]

OH NO YOU DI'NT!!! BITCH PLEEZ!!!

[look-alive.livejournal.com]

Ho, get yo'self outta mah hizzouse you wanna talk that smack up in heah. I gon' pop a cap, mofo!

[cynic42.livejournal.com]

yes...undoubtedly so.

...werd.

[look-alive.livejournal.com]

...To ya mutha. *hand gestures here*

[cynic42.livejournal.com]

...i miss you dar. ^__________^

and when is mariel coming? she rules too. end of story.

[look-alive.livejournal.com]

Lol, thanks.

Ummm she said something about the weekend before Halloween or something. I have no idea.

[nekomoogle.livejournal.com]

I think this conversation could have used a mention of a smack down with Eko's Jesus Stick. Fear the Jesus Stick!

[look-alive.livejournal.com]

Jesus stick and the Apocalyptic Weather Patterns.

Wtf was that giant bird, and why haven't we seen the Big Giant Thingy in ages? It seems to have given up on thrashing down palm trees and eating pilots.