MSSR. PRONGS (THE MIGHTY SEME, ESQUIRE.) WISHES TO ANNOUNCE THAT YES HE IS, INDEED, A VERY BAD FRIEND AND HIS MOST ESTEEMED MSSR. PADFOOT SHOULD DEFINATELY NOT STOP LOVING HIM FOR HIS ABYSMAL SCORE.
THINK OF HOW NICE MSSR. PRONGS' ASS IS. PONDER IT. REMEMBER IT. LOVE IT.
although he does wish to point out that YES, his score ISN'T, in fact, the lowest score.
MSSR. PADFOOT (CANIS LUPIS FAMILIARIS, ESQ.), AFTER A LONG PONDERING/REMEMBERING/LOVING OF YOUR ASS, HAS DECIDED NOT TO TAKE IT UPON HIS EXALTED PERSON TO SPURN YOU, THOUGH MAKE-UP SHAGGING IS A REQUIRED COMMODITY.
and fyi, all but one score lower than that of Mssr. Prongs (The Mighty Seme, Esq.), were produced by individuals having known Mssr. Padfoot a whole fuckload longer.
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Date: 2005-11-22 06:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-22 09:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-22 03:27 pm (UTC)(but I did get 70 over all :P)
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Date: 2005-11-24 01:34 am (UTC)THINK OF HOW NICE MSSR. PRONGS' ASS IS. PONDER IT. REMEMBER IT. LOVE IT.
although he does wish to point out that YES, his score ISN'T, in fact, the lowest score.
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Date: 2005-11-24 01:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-29 11:58 pm (UTC)and fyi, all but one score lower than that of Mssr. Prongs (The Mighty Seme, Esq.), were produced by individuals having known Mssr. Padfoot a whole fuckload longer.
Gloat on that a bit.
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Date: 2005-11-29 11:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-30 02:26 am (UTC)MAKE-UP SHAGGING IS A PLAN. A V. V. GOOD ONE.
CAPS LOCKING IS FUN. YAY. I'M DRINKING MY THIRD RED BULL FOR TODAY.