That is the video where I decided that Cobra was the best thing ever. Instead of being all coy or whatever, he OWNS THAT SHIT. I bet Gabe cackles with glee over some of the fic that's written about him.
Obviously our EP needs a track called "Plaintive Little Caterwaul." It can be about golden retriever puppies.
HAHAHA YOU AND SAPORTA REALLY ARE BFF ON THE ASTRAL PLANE. I REALLY HESITATE WHAT KINDS OF THINGS YOU WOULD GET UP TO IF YOU EVER MET, YOU CHARMING MOTHERFUCKERS.
I do draw a distinction between "charming" (see also: Ptrick and his seeming cluelessness) and "charming motherfucker" (more conscious and calculating...and Cobra-like*). But yeah. I watched you completely win over that guy last weekend.
It's like, you know in zombie movies how it shows the projected spread?
"By the end of this week, it'll have taken over Oregon. In a month, the whole continental US, and by this time next year, the whole globe will be unrecognizable."
THE SUAREZ PARTY IS TOTALLY CLASSY.
Date: 2011-04-09 06:19 am (UTC)I dunno 'bout you, but we got some GQMF up in this joint.
And koalas.
is it in the FBR contract that you have to have your picture taken with a koala at some point in your career?
And powder blue satin suits.
Besides, Nate Navarro will cut you and like it if you don't agree with him.
And Suarez is obviously his favorite.
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
Date: 2011-04-09 07:09 am (UTC)You may be onto something with the Koala thing.
I BELIEVE YOU ARE WRONG, ACTUALLY.
Date: 2011-04-09 07:12 am (UTC)SHOES.
CLASSY~~
Date: 2011-04-09 07:22 am (UTC)Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
PSHHHHHH
Date: 2011-04-09 07:31 am (UTC)I was just here like, two days ago lolllBesides.
Ice cream cones? REALLY?
DEAL WITH IT.
Date: 2011-04-09 07:50 am (UTC)YEAAAAAHHHHH...
Date: 2011-04-09 07:55 am (UTC)BORK BORK BORK
I mean...
HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE THIS MAN
Date: 2011-04-09 08:14 am (UTC)HOW.
I AM VERY DISTRACTED BY BECKETT. SORRY.
Date: 2011-04-09 08:35 am (UTC)And obviously Pete has been training his minions on how to torment the support-staff.
SPEAKING OF WHICH.
There is so much going on here that I do not understand.
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Date: 2011-04-09 08:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-09 08:49 am (UTC)JUST LIKE THE ACADEMY IS...
Date: 2011-04-09 07:40 am (UTC)YOU WERE SAYING?
Date: 2011-04-09 07:51 am (UTC)LIKE MILK AND HONEY
Date: 2011-04-09 08:03 am (UTC)Esp. the part at the end where William totally borks his part and Carden laughs at him.
BRING THAT MOTHERFUCKINSHIIIIIT
Date: 2011-04-09 08:24 am (UTC)Because now I am laughing at you. :D
But besides that
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH- OHMYGOD- THAT WAS TRAGIC. HIS PLAINTIVE LITTLE CATERWAUL! HIS SAD LITTLE ATTEMPT AT DANCING.
...Am I the only one made slightly uncomfortable by... whatever it is Gabe is doing? Through the whole video? With his crotch?
KISSES!
♥ ♥♠Speaking of which-
I love how his MAIN CONCERN here is that he's apparently continually cast as the bitchy bottom. This man has priorities.
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Date: 2011-04-09 08:34 am (UTC)Obviously our EP needs a track called "Plaintive Little Caterwaul." It can be about golden retriever puppies.
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Date: 2011-04-09 08:38 am (UTC)"HOW DO THEY FIGURE THAT STUFF OUT? ...I MEAN. NOT THAT IT'S TRUE."
I bet Gabe keeps files of all his band members. And probably other bands.
I bet there are drunk readalouds.
Maybe I should stop projecting my own life experiences onto Gabe Saporta.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYTHING WEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDD~
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Date: 2011-04-09 09:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-04-09 09:11 am (UTC)I'm gonna screencap that, print it out, and FRAME IT.
repost to make a point, baby
ORF ORF ORF
Date: 2011-04-09 09:30 am (UTC)*OH I WENT THERE
BORK BLORK HOOORRRFFFF
Date: 2011-04-09 09:33 am (UTC)Hahah yeaaaaah, I'm basically smooth. LIKE A SNAKE.
♥
BORK BORK BORK
Date: 2011-04-09 09:59 am (UTC)At some point we need to have a conversation about Homeboy in Chicago this week. Just saying.
Date: 2011-04-09 10:07 am (UTC)...I need to make a phonecall tomorrow.
Haha HI you are doing nothing good to the size of my rampant ego.
YEAH YEAH YEAH
Date: 2011-04-09 10:11 am (UTC)Hmm, that might be a problem. Let me get my Ego Resizing Kit, brb.
YEAH
Date: 2011-04-09 10:15 am (UTC)It's like, you know in zombie movies how it shows the projected spread?
"By the end of this week, it'll have taken over Oregon. In a month, the whole continental US, and by this time next year, the whole globe will be unrecognizable."
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