Each morning, thousands of hundreds of fans line up in order to secure their spot in the "Really Really Ridiculously Good-Looking Tour." How do the shows keep managing to sell out? Why do they all wear purple? And how do I keep my skin looking so fresh and young?
THE CITY IS A WHORE
Date: 2011-04-07 08:57 pm (UTC)OH, I DIDN'T KNOW THIS SONG WAS A METAPHOR ABOUT YOUR MOTHER.
Date: 2011-04-07 09:13 pm (UTC)Next time I'm lonely, will Alex Suarez show up on my couch with a banana? Because that's what I take away from this.
I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF RYLAND'S AWESOME
Date: 2011-04-07 10:42 pm (UTC)YEAH. WHAT DID HE PLAY AGAIN? BECAUSE SUAREZ PLAYS GUITAR, SO I MEAN...
Date: 2011-04-07 10:47 pm (UTC)Oh, he's ready for it. COME ON, BRING IT!
you have no idea how hard I'm working right now to keep this from turning into a Nate Navarro lovefest
I HAVEN'T EVEN *STARTED* ON THE HOT PICTURES YET. (PS. A BASS IS A TYPE OF GUITAR)
Date: 2011-04-08 01:06 am (UTC)Each morning, thousands of hundreds of fans line up in order to secure their spot in the "Really Really Ridiculously Good-Looking Tour." How do the shows keep managing to sell out? Why do they all wear purple? And how do I keep my skin looking so fresh and young?
Your argument is invalid.
YEAH, BUT IT'S TOTALLY NOT THE KIND OF GUITAR YOU MEANT!
Date: 2011-04-09 01:53 am (UTC)LOOK AT HIM TRYING TO GROW BOOBS! LOOK AT THAT EFFORT RIGHT THERE! A++ BABY!
(plus Vincent Twice's face for the last forty five seconds of the video.)
Obviously, Gabe prefers Suarez.
Look at that motherfucking powerstance right there. I mean, this isn't even a competition!
LET'S GET THIS RYLAND PARTY STARTED
Date: 2011-04-09 03:27 am (UTC)Rly? Are you SURE about that? 'Cause Suarez looks an awful lot like he's PLAYING A GUITAR in this picture. Just sayin.
Also Umbrella Academy LOLWould you like your sexy on top or on the side?
GQMF.
Suarez looks so lonely, all alone over there while Gabe and Ryland cuddle.
Gabe just can't stay away.
GOOD JOB, STUPID
THE SUAREZ PARTY IS TOTALLY CLASSY.
Date: 2011-04-09 06:19 am (UTC)I dunno 'bout you, but we got some GQMF up in this joint.
And koalas.
is it in the FBR contract that you have to have your picture taken with a koala at some point in your career?
And powder blue satin suits.
Besides, Nate Navarro will cut you and like it if you don't agree with him.
And Suarez is obviously his favorite.
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
Date: 2011-04-09 07:09 am (UTC)You may be onto something with the Koala thing.
I BELIEVE YOU ARE WRONG, ACTUALLY.
Date: 2011-04-09 07:12 am (UTC)SHOES.
CLASSY~~
Date: 2011-04-09 07:22 am (UTC)Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
PSHHHHHH
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Date: 2011-04-09 07:40 am (UTC)YOU WERE SAYING?
Date: 2011-04-09 07:51 am (UTC)LIKE MILK AND HONEY
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Date: 2011-04-08 12:12 am (UTC)IT WAS REALLY ONLY A MATTER OF TIME.
Date: 2011-04-08 07:40 pm (UTC)This one needs its own post.
Date: 2011-04-08 07:42 pm (UTC)Someone's been hanging out with Gabe Saporta too much.
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Date: 2011-04-09 01:14 am (UTC)FEAAAAARRRRRRRR
YOU USED THAT ICON ;__;
Date: 2011-04-09 01:30 am (UTC)I had to make a point!
Date: 2011-04-09 01:46 am (UTC)Gabe, well, he's calmed down a lot! You'd be surprised!
I WAS GOING TO SAY HE IS QT
Date: 2011-04-09 02:01 am (UTC)And also this.
What even, Ryan Ross.
YEAH, HE DRINKS JUICE WHEN HE'S KILLING 'CAUSE IT'S FUCKING DELICIOUS!
Date: 2011-04-09 02:43 am (UTC)HI, I'M THE CUTEST THING IN YOUR LIFE. HI! HI THERE! HI! :DDDD
...and I WILL KILL YOU AND IT WILL BE FUN! FUN! SO MUCH FUN!
FUN FUN FUN FUNAnd what is it with the hairy cock pictures? Is there something he wants to tell us, maybe?
Like, that he's actually a drunk frat boy?
OH HAI MIKEYWAY. It's been awhile!
Ryan Ross goes where your fears are.
I DON'T WANT TO LOOK ANYMORE, UGH
Date: 2011-04-09 03:01 am (UTC)Can that be in the lyrics to "Indigo Dreamer"?
Indigo Dreamerrrrrrr
goes where your fears arrrrre
Plaid. Plaid. Is... that a vagina on your shirt or are you just happy to see me?
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Date: 2011-04-09 03:07 am (UTC)OH FOR SURE
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