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my room mate is making jello-jigglers in the shape of penises.

i gave valentines to my game consoles.

if i was a ninja, i'd sell shuri-grams. send a sharp bit of metal straight into the heart of whoever i'm paid to. heart-shaped card and chocolate optional and attachable. no insurance policies for bloody candy.

let me know if you'd be willing to pay for such a service.
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