Meme of Joy

[lllookalive]

Alright, I couldn't resist.
I'm stealing maiahaha's meme because kelptizing ees gud ja. XD

So: Sex, Cliff, or Marriage

The rules: I put down three names and you guys get to reply with who out of the three you'd sex up, toss off a cliff, or marry. Then you get to list your own three for me.

Starting names! Jean Havoc, Greed, Russel Tringham

Oh, and a side note to omg_alchemist people, feel free to use from the RP. XDD

Have fun~

Comments

[maypirate.livejournal.com]

Sex: Russel Tringham (...shut up)
Cliff: Greed
Marriage: Havoc (then I could have him for longer!)

Now for yooou, young lady: Connor, Murphy, Hei

[look-alive.livejournal.com]

AAAWH you're such a creepy pedophile! ...Love.

DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE THIS!

Okay, loophole~
Sex: Hei (I'm guessing we're talking about yours here KTHXBAI)
Marry: Murphy (You know my opinions... Heh)
Cliff: Connor (DON'T KILL ME! I only cliff him because I know he'd live and then me and Murphy could make him all better through copious smutting.)

Kaaay. Zelgadis, Xellos, Lina

[evilhippo.livejournal.com]

Hmm... Letsee...

Sex: Greed
Cliff: Russel (I don't know... I just don't think I'd care much if I cliff'd him. And it wouldn't do any good to toss Greed off a cliff. He'd just get mad at me. And he's pretty awesome, too, so I'd feel sort of bad if his first impression of me was me throwing him off a cliff. And he seems the sort that'd appreciate random free sex.)
Marriage: Havoc (and I'd love him and squeeze him and call him George Jean).

I shall go for an odd one here... how about... Hughes, Nine, and Neil Gaiman. Go.

[look-alive.livejournal.com]

OH! *writhe* So hard to choose!
Okaaaay~
Sex: Nine. Ten would be marriage. XDD
Marriage: Neil Gaiman because he'd write me scary stories and he's hot and British.
Cliff: Hughes. I'M SORRRYYYYYYY He just fell off the totem pole on this.

*cackle*
OOC!Psiren (Clara), Ten, Johnny Truant

[evilhippo.livejournal.com]

It's not like I didn't pick people that I knew would make you likely to cliff Hughes or anything. (-;

Sex: Clara. She'd be traumatized, and I'd feel bad, but I don't want to cliff her.
Cliff: Johnny Truant. Simply because I had to resort to google to figure out who he was. I also got a rap-metal band by the same name, so, really, I'll just cliff them. The world doesn't need more rap-metal bands.
Marriage: Ten. Obviously. Because that'd be awesome.

Hmm... Kimbley, Dante, and Armstrong.

[look-alive.livejournal.com]

OMG Ange is laughing hysterically. And screaming.

I thought you'd read House of Leaves for some reason... Crap, sorry.

Sex: Kimbley. AhDUR
Marriage: Dante. We'd make great evil plotstresses.
Cliff: Armstrong. Poor guy.

[rsiasta.livejournal.com]

Sex: Greed
Cliff: Russell (I could never stand him for some reason, woe. B:)
Marriage: Jean

Hmm... How about Sirius Black, Lex Luthor, and Mr. Pokeylope. Why do I not have a turtle icon for this? WHY?

[look-alive.livejournal.com]

Heheh. Russel's hair bothers me something fierce. And suspenders. WHY?! The only people allowed to bling the suspenders in my book are Malcolm Reynolds and Jack Dawson from Titanic. (Who Russell is totally trying to be. Duh.)

I LOVE YOUUUU! ...you know me too well.
Oookaaaay...
Sex: Lex Luthor. OMG so many times and so many ways. As is you needed to hear that.
Cliff: Mr.Pokeylope. (protect me from your sister, please?)
Marriage: Was this really a mystery? Sirius Black. WHY, JKR, WHYYYYY?!?!?!?! *sobwail*

Hmmm...
Wash, Simon, Badger *is mean*

[rsiasta.livejournal.com]

Bah, I was never fond of suspenders. I always thought they looked rather goofy. Though Mal can wear the suspenders, yes~

I LOVE YOU TOOOOO! And need to bleach my brain, thanks.

Sex: Simon
Cliff: Badger (Slimy, eww.)
Marriage: Wash (I don't care if he's already married, STFU. >:( )

*can be mean too*
A Dalek, Alfons, Holloway.

[look-alive.livejournal.com]

Mal is the reigning King of Suspenders, end of story. XD

Eeeew, brainbleaching. Eecchhiiii.

You evil, evil woman. Ookay. After much deliberation:

Cliff: GEE. I. WONDER. Alfons is heading off that sucker with an anvil on his ankle and some sharp rocks at the bottom covered in lemon juice.
-ahem-
Marriage: Dalek. I'd just have to tap into my inner sociopath is all.
Sex: Holloway. And there'd be a shotgun involved.

Gluttony, Gollum, Tom Navidson

Btw, T!Ed+Porn=Me laughing til next tuesday. <3~

[rsiasta.livejournal.com]

You're even more evil.

Sex: Tom Navidson (Assuming Mr. Monster doesn't get him first.)
Cliff: Gollum
Marriage: Gluttony (Because the thought of someone having sex with Gluttony scarred me FOR LIFE. So I'll marry him instead.)

Mothra, Hagrid, Sieg.

You're lucky he hasn't mentioned the tentacle porn he saw in Japan yet. Because he's had the notion, "Well, my boyfriend can shapeshift..." It makes my soul die a little.

[look-alive.livejournal.com]

You absolute HO.

Sex: ...Mothra, because it could be telepathic and maybe involve the crazy twins that ride around on her.
Marriage: Sieg is cool, but I'll cheat on him a lot.
Cliff: Hagrid. He's got to smell horrendous.

A'ight, bitch. You goin' down.

Mr.Monster, Hogwarts' Giant Squid, Clara

*eyes fall out* AhDURR. *dies laughing* The sad thing is, I saw tentacle porn in Japan. IT'S SCARY!
And... T!Ed has fetishes we haven't even begun to explore, huh? *flees for her life, sanity, and valor*

[rsiasta.livejournal.com]

BRING IT.

Sex: Mr. Monster (Growling, intangiable sex, whoo!)
Cliff: Giant Squid (It would probably survive.)
Marriage: Clara (...CUPCAKES. :DDDD)

Candy Mountain, Clarence, Magical Leopleurodon.

I've never seen tenacle porn and I never want to see tentacle porn. Just OMG NO. *flees with you* And yes. Yes he does. Dear god he does.

[look-alive.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's already been BROUGH'TN! *intricate hand gestures*

Sex: Candy Mountain. It would involve sharp objects and drugging.
Marriage: Magical Leopleurodon (...ew?)
Cliff: Clarence. He'd probably live and just chant angrily.

Because I can't shake the thoughts of HP... Lupin, Snape, Fleur Delacour

It's... scary. And you tend to feel sullied and unusual afterwards. The only decent porn I've ever seen is Pirates. It's a POTC rip thats like, almost three hours long with a real plot and awesomely shitty cg. We had a porn night last year and watched it.
T!Ed and tentacles... WOW. *whimper*

[rsiasta.livejournal.com]

Ooh, home girl, I dun think so! *snappy*

Sex: Snape
Cliff: Fleur
Marriage: Lupin

...I fail and can't think of more characters right now.

At least that had a plot. From what I've heard, most porn is plotless. I don't know if I should consider that a good or a bad thing, though.

I don't question him anymore. I really don't.

[look-alive.livejournal.com]

I gon' bring it where yo' mamas at! *more flamboyant snappy*

Aawh, that's okay. XD

From what I've seen at random porn nights... Yeeeah. This guy we were hanging out with had about five and every single one had the same exact sequence of events. I wanted to tear my head off and beat him with it.

I don't wanna know what C!Envy'd think about tentacle sex. I think he'd be downright horrified. :DDD