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Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero LJ stalking horror - a report by deathscytheheck. nekomoogle is stalking deathscytheheck nekomoogle’s REAL name : Matt Fairbanks nekomoogle’s REAL DOB : 25th March 1980 Height :196 cm Weight : 88.4 kg nekomoogle has dreamt about you : 5 times nekomoogle became interested in you : 26th October 2003 nekomoogle’s latest dream about you deathscytheheck is awoken by the heavy breathing of nekomoogle who is sitting on your bed stroking a fat ginger cat. Your stalker winks at you and pat’s you on the groin whilst you attempt to cower in horror beneath your bed linen. This is how nekomoogle describes your relationship behind your back ‘We’ll be together forever. I know it. I can feel it in my heart. Thing’s have never been better between me and deathscytheheck!’ nekomoogle’s been stealing stuff from your house too. A pair of soiled underpants that you left out in your backyard after a night out on the razz. They’ve even started modifying their body for you nekomoogle had their tongue pierced just to win your approval. They sent the following message to you in a Valentines We’ll be together some day sweetheart. Until then here is part of my fucking tongue. Put it in the freezer. I might need it back someday. The Police No. calls to the police : 8 times Your Last Call to The Police "I’ve had enough of this. You know nekomoogle, that crazed internet stalker you’ve been after for the last 6 months, well they’ve been stalking me too. They were just over at my house there not so long ago and threatened to come back and burn down my house." nekomoogle’s Police File Personally I think we should have shot nekomoogle whilst we had the chance. Testimonies about nekomoogle clover334 - Pig-hustler ‘It just goes to show that the world is full of sick, twisted perverts. I’m gonna fucking kill nekomoogle!’ eightballbeef - Fathers goats ‘Jesus fuck! You’ve got to be joking?!??! nekomoogle? A pervert? It’s quite funny now I think about it. What an idiot!’ murgatroyd - Gives birth to cattle ‘I’ve known them both for a long time and I can safely say I’ve never met such a pair of nutjobs in my life. All of these claims are bullshit.’