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1) Make a list of 15 characters first, and keep it to yourself for the moment. (That way you're not leading the questions asked to fit the characters.)
2) Ask your flist to post questions in the comments.
For example:
"4, 6, 12 & 15 are starting a band together, what is their name and what kind of music do they play? Also, who's the lead singer, and what instruments do the others play?"
3) After your flist has asked enough questions, round them up and answer them using the 15 characters you selected beforehand, and then post them.
1. Fred Weasly (HP)
2.Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)
3. Shiba Kuukaku (Bleach)
4. Alex Louis Armstrong (FMA)
5. Sawyer (Lost)
6. Jayne Cobb (Firefly)
7. Kankuro (Naruto)
8. Hanatarou (Bleach)
9. Misa Misa Chan <3 (Deathnote)
10. Wrath (FMA)
11. Osaka (Azumanga Daioh!)
12. Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid)
13. Matsuda (Deathnote)
14. Rock Lee (Naruto)
15. Alphose Elric (FMA)
Since the only person who replied (surprise, surprise) wasmaiahaha, I'm not gonna list names here.
13 secretly has a deathnote and is Kira. 1 is the second Kira. How does 13 feel about 1?
Matsuda has a deathnote (XDDD) and Fred Weasly is the second Kira. ...Oh wow. Ok, so I guess Matsuda is a kinda crappy Kira, unless he has some supersketchy side that we don't know about. I think that Fred Weasly would be an amazing Kira, and would probably infiltrate the Death Eaters all stealthy-like and kill them off hardcore. Matsuda, who doesn't like to kill to begin with and isn't so great at Kira-ing, is sad people are dying, but at least someone's fulfilling the Kira name and that leaves him with more free time to idolize Misa-chan, anyway, so it's all good with him.
4,5,7, and 9 are the investigation team, and 15 is "A CAPITAL LETTER". 2 and 14 are orphans, ready to take the case upon his demise. Would the investigation work with 15? And who would 15 choose to take his place, 2 or 14?
*Dies* Armstrong, Sawyer, Kankuro, and Misa Misa Chan are on an investigative team and Al is their... A. Urahara and Rock Lee are scary, scary little orphans. First, I think that Al and Lee would become best friends and frighten everyone with tales of how they have prevailed even though they aren't as cool as all the other kids, so Lee would totally be the next... L. OH GODS. Urahara would scare Al a little, what with the sexual-deviant thing he has going on, and Al already gets enough of that from his brother, so poor Urahara would be left with no choice but to sit in a corner and cry and plot his next scheme. If Al didn't freak out and go all inferiority-complex, he may actually be a good A, even if he isn't a total supergenius. He could always just call Ed for help. The only drawback would be the complete incompetance of the team, especially after Sawyer left to join Urahara, Kankuro fell asleep, and Misa Misa got hopelessly distracted by Armstrong's pink sparkles.
12, 5, and 6 work at a video store. Who would be the manager, who would be the cashier and who would be the stockboy? 3 is a regular customer, what video does he/she rent?
So Sawyer, Solid Snake, and Jayne work at a video store. Eventually, we know that the whole thing is going to be either burned down, blown up, or hit in a driveby by the Russian mob (this could be any of their faults. We may never know.). No one in their right mind would let Sawyer near a cash register, but that's okay, because he's the manager anyway. Jayne is the cashier, but that's only because he was the only one left after they gave Snake the job of returning stuff to the shelves, which he does by hiding in the overturned drop-box and taking out any customers in his way, using Cracker Jacks as sustainance, and then wiping off his fingerprints before replaceing the movies when no one is looking. Jayne is in charge of the register and also finding the homes of anyone with oversized late-fees. They all carry guns. Kuukaku is a regular and has already watched all the Kung-fu movies and WWF tapes on stock. She occasionally rents Pocahontas for her brother.
1,2,3,and 8 are playing D&D . Who is the dungeon master and who is what? Who is the first person who goes to grap some food/drink from the kitchen?
Urahara is definitely DM. Fred is a rogue, Kuukaku is a mage (the kind that makes stuff go boom), and Hanatarou is a cleric. He dies. A lot. Fred spends almost the entire game-play in the kitchen, and then the neighbor's once they run out of food.
Which STD does 12 have? Who gave it to him? Who does he give it to?
He has all of them. Maybe some of them twice. He got most of them from those turkey vultures he's always catching, and a couple more from the marines that he humps before tossing off cliffs. He gave them alll to Ocelot.
Kay, so 11 and 3 are throwing a themed costume party -- FAIRY TALES.
So what are everyone's costumes? Who hooks up with who? Who doesn't get invited but sneaks in anyways? Who goes snooping through the house?who takes a shit on the coats?!?
Shiba Kuukaku and Osaka are throwing a costume party. Shiba dresses up as Captain Hook. Osaka goes as Little Red Riding Hood's picnic basket. Fred goes as Peter Pan. Urahara goes as Batman (Because he CAN). Armstrong goes as Jiminy Cricket. Sawyer shows up dressed as a cowboy (ok, he didn't dress up past putting on a bandana and wearing twelve guns). Jayne goes as Tinkerbell and carries Vera so no one can give him trouble. Kankuro goes as Cinderella's fairy godmother. Hanatarou goes as Prince Charming. Misa Misa Chan goes as Cinderella. Wrath is Little Red Riding Hood but gets distracted and the transmutation wears off his costume and he spends the rest of the party naked. No one says anything. Matsuda goes as Hansel, complete with weiterhosen, or however it's spelled. Rock lee goes as Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid and follows Misa Misa around all night with Matsuda as she hits on Hanatarou. Al goes as a suit of armor from Snow White's castle and cries. Snake wasn't invited, but infiltrates it in his box, pretending to be an end-table until he tries to move when Misa puts her drink on him and scares her. Pandemonium ensues and Jayne and Sawyer shoot the chandelier down accidentally.In the chaos, Kankuro sneaks off and takes a shit on and around the coats.
Numbers 8, 9, 1, 4, 15, 3,and 12 are on a quidditch team. What are they're positions and how good of a team are they?
Wow. Ok, Fred is obviously a beater. Obviously. The other beater is DEFINITELY Armstrong. Kuukaku is the angry, angry keeper that everyone fears with their lives. Hanatarou, Misa Misa, and Al are the kinda ditzy chasers. Hanatarou is afraid of the ball, but is really good when no one is looking. Misa just sucks (le sad!), and Al is actually pretty talented (I'm going with the human version for this), and scores tons of goals. Snake is the Seeker and they need a new snitch every game. For obvious reasons. All things considered, they're a pretty good team. Besides, if they don't win, Snake kills the other team.
2 and 14 are thumb-warring, who wins?
Urahara and Lee are thumbwarring. Lee *would* win, if Urahara wasn't so devious and didn't either bribe or drug him.
maiahaha1) Make a list of 15 characters first, and keep it to yourself for the moment. (That way you're not leading the questions asked to fit the characters.)
2) Ask your flist to post questions in the comments.
For example:
"4, 6, 12 & 15 are starting a band together, what is their name and what kind of music do they play? Also, who's the lead singer, and what instruments do the others play?"
3) After your flist has asked enough questions, round them up and answer them using the 15 characters you selected beforehand, and then post them.
1. Fred Weasly (HP)
2.Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)
3. Shiba Kuukaku (Bleach)
4. Alex Louis Armstrong (FMA)
5. Sawyer (Lost)
6. Jayne Cobb (Firefly)
7. Kankuro (Naruto)
8. Hanatarou (Bleach)
9. Misa Misa Chan <3 (Deathnote)
10. Wrath (FMA)
11. Osaka (Azumanga Daioh!)
12. Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid)
13. Matsuda (Deathnote)
14. Rock Lee (Naruto)
15. Alphose Elric (FMA)
Since the only person who replied (surprise, surprise) was
maiahaha, I'm not gonna list names here.13 secretly has a deathnote and is Kira. 1 is the second Kira. How does 13 feel about 1?
Matsuda has a deathnote (XDDD) and Fred Weasly is the second Kira. ...Oh wow. Ok, so I guess Matsuda is a kinda crappy Kira, unless he has some supersketchy side that we don't know about. I think that Fred Weasly would be an amazing Kira, and would probably infiltrate the Death Eaters all stealthy-like and kill them off hardcore. Matsuda, who doesn't like to kill to begin with and isn't so great at Kira-ing, is sad people are dying, but at least someone's fulfilling the Kira name and that leaves him with more free time to idolize Misa-chan, anyway, so it's all good with him.
4,5,7, and 9 are the investigation team, and 15 is "A CAPITAL LETTER". 2 and 14 are orphans, ready to take the case upon his demise. Would the investigation work with 15? And who would 15 choose to take his place, 2 or 14?
*Dies* Armstrong, Sawyer, Kankuro, and Misa Misa Chan are on an investigative team and Al is their... A. Urahara and Rock Lee are scary, scary little orphans. First, I think that Al and Lee would become best friends and frighten everyone with tales of how they have prevailed even though they aren't as cool as all the other kids, so Lee would totally be the next... L. OH GODS. Urahara would scare Al a little, what with the sexual-deviant thing he has going on, and Al already gets enough of that from his brother, so poor Urahara would be left with no choice but to sit in a corner and cry and plot his next scheme. If Al didn't freak out and go all inferiority-complex, he may actually be a good A, even if he isn't a total supergenius. He could always just call Ed for help. The only drawback would be the complete incompetance of the team, especially after Sawyer left to join Urahara, Kankuro fell asleep, and Misa Misa got hopelessly distracted by Armstrong's pink sparkles.
12, 5, and 6 work at a video store. Who would be the manager, who would be the cashier and who would be the stockboy? 3 is a regular customer, what video does he/she rent?
So Sawyer, Solid Snake, and Jayne work at a video store. Eventually, we know that the whole thing is going to be either burned down, blown up, or hit in a driveby by the Russian mob (this could be any of their faults. We may never know.). No one in their right mind would let Sawyer near a cash register, but that's okay, because he's the manager anyway. Jayne is the cashier, but that's only because he was the only one left after they gave Snake the job of returning stuff to the shelves, which he does by hiding in the overturned drop-box and taking out any customers in his way, using Cracker Jacks as sustainance, and then wiping off his fingerprints before replaceing the movies when no one is looking. Jayne is in charge of the register and also finding the homes of anyone with oversized late-fees. They all carry guns. Kuukaku is a regular and has already watched all the Kung-fu movies and WWF tapes on stock. She occasionally rents Pocahontas for her brother.
1,2,3,and 8 are playing D&D . Who is the dungeon master and who is what? Who is the first person who goes to grap some food/drink from the kitchen?
Urahara is definitely DM. Fred is a rogue, Kuukaku is a mage (the kind that makes stuff go boom), and Hanatarou is a cleric. He dies. A lot. Fred spends almost the entire game-play in the kitchen, and then the neighbor's once they run out of food.
Which STD does 12 have? Who gave it to him? Who does he give it to?
He has all of them. Maybe some of them twice. He got most of them from those turkey vultures he's always catching, and a couple more from the marines that he humps before tossing off cliffs. He gave them alll to Ocelot.
Kay, so 11 and 3 are throwing a themed costume party -- FAIRY TALES.
So what are everyone's costumes? Who hooks up with who? Who doesn't get invited but sneaks in anyways? Who goes snooping through the house?
Shiba Kuukaku and Osaka are throwing a costume party. Shiba dresses up as Captain Hook. Osaka goes as Little Red Riding Hood's picnic basket. Fred goes as Peter Pan. Urahara goes as Batman (Because he CAN). Armstrong goes as Jiminy Cricket. Sawyer shows up dressed as a cowboy (ok, he didn't dress up past putting on a bandana and wearing twelve guns). Jayne goes as Tinkerbell and carries Vera so no one can give him trouble. Kankuro goes as Cinderella's fairy godmother. Hanatarou goes as Prince Charming. Misa Misa Chan goes as Cinderella. Wrath is Little Red Riding Hood but gets distracted and the transmutation wears off his costume and he spends the rest of the party naked. No one says anything. Matsuda goes as Hansel, complete with weiterhosen, or however it's spelled. Rock lee goes as Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid and follows Misa Misa around all night with Matsuda as she hits on Hanatarou. Al goes as a suit of armor from Snow White's castle and cries. Snake wasn't invited, but infiltrates it in his box, pretending to be an end-table until he tries to move when Misa puts her drink on him and scares her. Pandemonium ensues and Jayne and Sawyer shoot the chandelier down accidentally.
Numbers 8, 9, 1, 4, 15, 3,and 12 are on a quidditch team. What are they're positions and how good of a team are they?
Wow. Ok, Fred is obviously a beater. Obviously. The other beater is DEFINITELY Armstrong. Kuukaku is the angry, angry keeper that everyone fears with their lives. Hanatarou, Misa Misa, and Al are the kinda ditzy chasers. Hanatarou is afraid of the ball, but is really good when no one is looking. Misa just sucks (le sad!), and Al is actually pretty talented (I'm going with the human version for this), and scores tons of goals. Snake is the Seeker and they need a new snitch every game. For obvious reasons. All things considered, they're a pretty good team. Besides, if they don't win, Snake kills the other team.
2 and 14 are thumb-warring, who wins?
Urahara and Lee are thumbwarring. Lee *would* win, if Urahara wasn't so devious and didn't either bribe or drug him.
