Agh! MIA!

Oook. I've been ignoring the internets way to long. I can tell, because my IC!Wrath on omg_alchemist is suddenly female for a week and I didn't even know. That and like, the ten million posts I missed. I've been sorta boycotting my dad's house because he's being a [INSERT SOMETHING REALLY COLORFUL HERE] and I'm fucking sick of dealing with this shit. Seriously. Ugh. So anyway.

My mom woke me up at 7am on wednesday morning to drive across the island on some SuperStealth mission, which turned out to be buying two single ocean kayaks, OMG YAY! Me and Eric are going to Kona on wednesday to play with them and go snorkeling with the killer death dolphins in Kealekekua Bay. I haven't been swimming since I've been back, which is lame, so yeah that has to be fixed.

For all of you back here, I'm having a dinner for my birthday on friday afternoon/evening, so people should come. This means you, Gwen.

Stolen from Mariel. W00t!

Pilfered from maiahaha

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 3 questions. Any 3, no matter how personal, dirty, private, or random. I have to answer them honestly (if I can). In turn, you have to post this message in your own journal and you have to answer the questions that are asked to you.

Comm Pimping

Because I am loved, I'm modding a Marauders-Era rating comm. I know some of you are dorky enough...

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This is sweet revenge (I love you and you know it)

Another meme stolen from maiahaha

1. List ten things you want to say to people but know you never will.
2. Don't say who they are.
3. Disable comments.
4. Never discuss it again.

I've already cheated. Sort of.

1. I am different around you than with anyone else. It's fucking weird. I simultaneously love you painfully and crazily, but am also completely confused and don't know what to think. You make me feel like a little kid.

2. You are my soulmate and I know you probably won't ever read this which is probably good, but doesn't matter because you already know you're my favorite person ever (and I mean EVER) and you know I've loved you since I met you a zillion years ago. But holy shit I could never live with you.

3. Curl up and die. Please. Do us all a favor. (I know this is supposed to be stuff we'll never say, and chances are I'll never say this to you, unless you try and engage me in conversation. Or something similar.)

4. You really need to give yourself more credit. Seriously. When I talk to you, it's like talking to this awesome, well-adjusted, intelligent person who's fun and crazy and like my mental clone sometimes, and then you dissolve into this puddle of self-/situation-doubt. YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT!

5. Oh. My. Gods. Stop theorizing and philosophising and get laid.

6. You need to get better at giving head-scrunchies but other than that I wouldn't change a thing. You will *never* guess this is you I'm talking about and are gonna come to me later and whine that I didnt include you.

7. Please grow up? You would be so much fun if you actually had your own personality.

8. I love you but you can be such a door mat. You find the weirdest people to hook up with and I know I really shouldn't talk, but you deserve so much better.

9. You of all people need to grow up and not be such a self-serving dick. You have zero empathy. You ignore me. You make me so mad and when I confront you, you just tell me I'm being defensive and childish which is SUCH bullshit because you're the child and you always have been! You have your good points and you're lucky I can be bought (mostly), but the rope is getting short. But at least you make me have fun characters to relate to.

10. I love you but you make me really mad. And it's always been that way. But this is good. I think. I'll be really interested to see what you're like after you've gotten away from home and are able to be yourself fully. But I'll always adore you.