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AMV Hell 0... Wow.
Oct. 11th, 2005
Because Lynnsie reminded me...
Oct. 11th, 2005 07:44 pmThey say a way to a man's heart is stomach. Vin Diesel Found out that the fastest way is to smash the sternum and break several of his victim's ribs.
Is it necessary for Vin Diesel to drink his own urine? No, but it's sterile and he likes the taste.
When asked "Are you a metrosexual?" Vin Diesel replied, "No, I like Buicks."
Vin Diesel can only have a special kind of penut butter: fetus.
J.R.R. Tolkein wrote The Lord of the Rings as a thank to Vin Diesel after he beat the shit out of his next door neighbor's dog who shat on Tolkein's lawn.
AND THE HEAVENS SHOOKETH AS VIN DIESEL DID BATTLE THE ROBOT. EACH EXCHANGED BLOWS THAT WOULD RENDER OTHER MEN IMPOTENT AND RETARDED BUT THEY CONTINUED TO BATTLE FOR DAYS AT A TIME TAKING BREAKS FOR TEA AND CRUMPETS AT 3 PM EVERY DAY UNTIL FINALLY VIN DIESEL DID SMITE THE ROBOT WITH HIS HEAD WHILE SHOUTING IN BINARY SO THAT THE ROBOT WOULD OVERLOAD AND BE DEFEATED.SO IT WAS WRITTEN, SO LET IT BE DONE. THIS DAY SHALL FOREVERMORE BE KNOWN AS "VIN DIESEL DAY."
- Saint John to the Corinthians 3:15
Footnote: Over time, with changes in the English language, Vin Diesel Day was shortened to "Saturday." That's right, without Vin Diesel, we wouldn't have weekends.
Is it necessary for Vin Diesel to drink his own urine? No, but it's sterile and he likes the taste.
When asked "Are you a metrosexual?" Vin Diesel replied, "No, I like Buicks."
Vin Diesel can only have a special kind of penut butter: fetus.
J.R.R. Tolkein wrote The Lord of the Rings as a thank to Vin Diesel after he beat the shit out of his next door neighbor's dog who shat on Tolkein's lawn.
AND THE HEAVENS SHOOKETH AS VIN DIESEL DID BATTLE THE ROBOT. EACH EXCHANGED BLOWS THAT WOULD RENDER OTHER MEN IMPOTENT AND RETARDED BUT THEY CONTINUED TO BATTLE FOR DAYS AT A TIME TAKING BREAKS FOR TEA AND CRUMPETS AT 3 PM EVERY DAY UNTIL FINALLY VIN DIESEL DID SMITE THE ROBOT WITH HIS HEAD WHILE SHOUTING IN BINARY SO THAT THE ROBOT WOULD OVERLOAD AND BE DEFEATED.SO IT WAS WRITTEN, SO LET IT BE DONE. THIS DAY SHALL FOREVERMORE BE KNOWN AS "VIN DIESEL DAY."
- Saint John to the Corinthians 3:15
Footnote: Over time, with changes in the English language, Vin Diesel Day was shortened to "Saturday." That's right, without Vin Diesel, we wouldn't have weekends.