Drip coffee and ham sauce.

She should read TAOAF. Just. Yes. Or at least the failboat!jedi Gerard one, since that's also novembersmith and therefore an effective gateway drug. (see, this is why I'm a Slyther as well as a Claw).

And heh, I think I was totally unashamed about getting into bandom because astolat's awesome writing had already dragged me into American Idol RPF by that point. And I mean, I don't think it's possible to get lower than that. >>;