This LJ is at war.

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Let's all play Spot The Wentz!

aquidis, YOU ONLY REALLY BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF.




YOU HAVE BEEN SERVED.

GO!

(and anyone else who wants in on the Crazy Cobra Variety Show over here, jump on in.)

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OH, I DIDN'T KNOW THIS SONG WAS A METAPHOR ABOUT YOUR MOTHER.

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Next time I'm lonely, will Alex Suarez show up on my couch with a banana? Because that's what I take away from this.

I'M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF RYLAND'S AWESOME

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YEAH. WHAT DID HE PLAY AGAIN? BECAUSE SUAREZ PLAYS GUITAR, SO I MEAN...

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Oh, he's ready for it. COME ON, BRING IT!








you have no idea how hard I'm working right now to keep this from turning into a Nate Navarro lovefest

I HAVEN'T EVEN *STARTED* ON THE HOT PICTURES YET. (PS. A BASS IS A TYPE OF GUITAR)

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Each morning, thousands of hundreds of fans line up in order to secure their spot in the "Really Really Ridiculously Good-Looking Tour." How do the shows keep managing to sell out? Why do they all wear purple? And how do I keep my skin looking so fresh and young?

Your argument is invalid.

YEAH, BUT IT'S TOTALLY NOT THE KIND OF GUITAR YOU MEANT!

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LOOK AT HIM TRYING TO GROW BOOBS! LOOK AT THAT EFFORT RIGHT THERE! A++ BABY!
(plus Vincent Twice's face for the last forty five seconds of the video.)

Obviously, Gabe prefers Suarez.


Look at that motherfucking powerstance right there. I mean, this isn't even a competition!

LET'S GET THIS RYLAND PARTY STARTED

[aquidis.livejournal.com]

Rly? Are you SURE about that? 'Cause Suarez looks an awful lot like he's PLAYING A GUITAR in this picture. Just sayin.

Also Umbrella Academy LOL







Would you like your sexy on top or on the side?


GQMF.







Suarez looks so lonely, all alone over there while Gabe and Ryland cuddle.


Gabe just can't stay away.





GOOD JOB, STUPID

THE SUAREZ PARTY IS TOTALLY CLASSY.

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BITCH, WHATCHOO SAY?!


I dunno 'bout you, but we got some GQMF up in this joint.


And koalas.

is it in the FBR contract that you have to have your picture taken with a koala at some point in your career?

And powder blue satin suits.


Besides, Nate Navarro will cut you and like it if you don't agree with him.


And Suarez is obviously his favorite.

YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

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You may be onto something with the Koala thing.

I BELIEVE YOU ARE WRONG, ACTUALLY.

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One word:


SHOES.

CLASSY~~

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Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

PSHHHHHH

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AIN'T NOTHIN' WRONG WITH A LITTLE NOSEGOLD.

I was just here like, two days ago lolll

Besides.

Ice cream cones? REALLY?

DEAL WITH IT.

[aquidis.livejournal.com]

The ice cream cones and the shoes are merely byproducts of getting down with the Saporta.

YEAAAAAHHHHH...

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With a role model like this, you can only really do so much for yourself.







BORK BORK BORK

I mean...

HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE THIS MAN

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HOW.

I AM VERY DISTRACTED BY BECKETT. SORRY.

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I love how Mark Hoppus is just like. THERE.

And obviously Pete has been training his minions on how to torment the support-staff.

SPEAKING OF WHICH.

There is so much going on here that I do not understand.

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Awwwwwwwwwwwwww, Gabe's vocal warmups.

JUST LIKE THE ACADEMY IS...

[aquidis.livejournal.com]

YOU WERE SAYING?

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LIKE MILK AND HONEY

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Esp. the part at the end where William totally borks his part and Carden laughs at him.

BRING THAT MOTHERFUCKINSHIIIIIT

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Okay, so by Carden you meant Suarez, right?

Because now I am laughing at you. :D

But besides that

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH- OHMYGOD- THAT WAS TRAGIC. HIS PLAINTIVE LITTLE CATERWAUL! HIS SAD LITTLE ATTEMPT AT DANCING.

...Am I the only one made slightly uncomfortable by... whatever it is Gabe is doing? Through the whole video? With his crotch?

KISSES! ♥ ♥ ♠

Speaking of which-

I love how his MAIN CONCERN here is that he's apparently continually cast as the bitchy bottom. This man has priorities.

[aquidis.livejournal.com]

That is the video where I decided that Cobra was the best thing ever. Instead of being all coy or whatever, he OWNS THAT SHIT. I bet Gabe cackles with glee over some of the fic that's written about him.



Obviously our EP needs a track called "Plaintive Little Caterwaul." It can be about golden retriever puppies.

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Dude, I know, right? They're basically amazing.

"HOW DO THEY FIGURE THAT STUFF OUT? ...I MEAN. NOT THAT IT'S TRUE."

I bet Gabe keeps files of all his band members. And probably other bands.

I bet there are drunk readalouds.

Maybe I should stop projecting my own life experiences onto Gabe Saporta.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYTHING WEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDD~

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HAHAHA YOU AND SAPORTA REALLY ARE BFF ON THE ASTRAL PLANE. I REALLY HESITATE WHAT KINDS OF THINGS YOU WOULD GET UP TO IF YOU EVER MET, YOU CHARMING MOTHERFUCKERS.

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HAHAHAHAH DID YOU ACTUALLY JUST CALL ME *CHARMING*?


I'm gonna screencap that, print it out, and FRAME IT.

repost to make a point, baby

ORF ORF ORF

[aquidis.livejournal.com]

I do draw a distinction between "charming" (see also: Ptrick and his seeming cluelessness) and "charming motherfucker" (more conscious and calculating...and Cobra-like*). But yeah. I watched you completely win over that guy last weekend.







*OH I WENT THERE