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lllookalive ([personal profile] lllookalive) wrote2006-04-21 09:50 pm

I am the Reaper... And my name is HAPPINESS!!

Yeah, so whoever wrote the Silent Hill script should be given a few lessons in scriptwriting... preferably with a blunt object. Although, it has it's moments where I was like, yeah. I'd totally be saying that right now (i.e. "What. The fuck."). And before I go any further, I'm gonna say it, and if you don't like it, whatever, but IT WAS GOOD! The movie rocked. Hard. It was just the right amount of reeally scary and sad and OMGWTFBBQKTHXBAI!!! to keep me and Lynnsie happy. And the best part? Well, one of them. The movie watched like the games played. Things happen in relatively the same order, in the same way, and the maps look like game maps and the main character gains and loses items. She starts with a lighter. I mean, holy crap that would suck. And there's even puzzles and stuff and they made me happy and kept the huge chain-link fences hanging over themselves all over the place, with strategically placed entrails and strung-up half-dead... things. And there's even the abyss that traps you in the town. Basically, it goes through most of the main elements of the second and third games. I haven't seen the first one played, but the guys in front of us, who kept talking to me and Lynnsie after, said it had some of that, too. It had Pyramid Head (anyone wanna hear my newly revised version of "Particle Man"? XD), and holy DAMN he was awesome. I won't say more about that but... Yeah. Can Opener: The Apocalypse. And it had the crazy religious lady with the 'fro, and the Torsos and all number of awesome things that make me wanna join the studio as a concept designer.
Oh, and the visual effects? Like, WOAH. They were seamless. It was pretty much what I had wanted the fourth game to cater to me. No annoying getting stuck and thrashed and running all over the map trying to aquire the right kind of knife. Just straight-up awesome hellspawn. In surround-sound. And believe me, they don't spare the details. I give the credit, because there were a few times where they just panned off whatever was happening and you sorta got to make your own mental images to go with the crunching bone and squishy noises.
Speaking of which, the sound design made me pop out a few babies of happy right on the spot. The sound was amazing. It was disorienting and not overpowering and the editors actually use their imaginations: There are whole scenes that almost rely on sound alone. Me and Lynnsie decided that just the sound or just the visuals would have made it a good movie. But it had both. Booyaka. And the music wasn't Akira Yamaoka (*sob!*), but whoever it was (can't remember...), he was smart, and just reinstated most of the soundtrack from the third game. The sort of ethereal quality and some of the isolated tones and audio-textures that made me so happy when I watched Katie play the second game, and of course, the prettypretty songs. The humming from the third soundtrack, and a lot of instumentals from "Waiting For You". Sadly, it pretty much left out most of the fourth game, including Room of Angel, and Julian, if you're reading this, I KNOW I have an unnatural fixation with that song, but it basically encompassed the theme of this movie. So there. XD
And I know a bunch of you are gonna go see it and be like, "Omg, it blew." But there's a difference between a script sucking and a few actors sucking and the movie being crap. Yeah, ok. Most of the male actors, save Boromir, SUCKED. Namely Deputy Dipwad whatever his name was. My gods, that man cannot act. But the main woman, Rose, has enough talent for everyone. And the woman cop starts out crappy but she rocks. Trust me. That, and honestly, I wasn't paying attention to most of the lines. All the important ones are delivered by good actors, so it's ok.

Oh, and one last complaint. [livejournal.com profile] rsiasta this is for you, since we talked about it before:

WHERE THE HELL WERE MY TWO-HEADED CHICKENBABIES?!?!

[identity profile] rsiasta.livejournal.com 2006-04-22 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
THERE ARE NO TWO-HEADED CHICKENBABIES?! DDDD:

At least it sounds like it was pretty good. I can't go wait to see it tomorrow~ One of my friends and I are going to be so freaked. XD

And funny you should mention Particle Man. Someone has an icon like that. (http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/42462176/4248023) I dunno if it's gankable or not, but it amuses the heck out of me.

[identity profile] look-alive.livejournal.com 2006-04-22 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
...Even if it's not gankable... They're never gonna read my lj, anyway. XD <is bad person. And yeah, it's thoroughly enjoyable. Kinda long for a horror movie, so expect claw marks if you guys are jumpy. XD

[identity profile] look-alive.livejournal.com 2006-04-22 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh, huzzah! I'll credit. Because that is just too awesome and I'm a leech. Yuuuup. Oh, and what about C!Envy's voice made T!Ed all shuddery at the end? XDD

[identity profile] rsiasta.livejournal.com 2006-04-22 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
The tilde. It was all the tilde's fault. DUN DUN DUUUUUN.

[identity profile] look-alive.livejournal.com 2006-04-22 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, yeah. You really gotta love those things. Hehehe.

[identity profile] 42-23.livejournal.com 2006-04-22 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
See my journal. Newest post right now is my review.

Quite good movie....

Now I wanna play the games! How close were they?

[identity profile] look-alive.livejournal.com 2006-04-22 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
I havent personally played any, but I've seen a lot of the second and third played, and I know it didnt incorporate the fourth at all, but yeah. It was a LOT like the games. Like woah. Yeah. A lot of the shots, the weapons/stories, items, scenery was frame for frame.

[identity profile] amaranthtiger.livejournal.com 2006-04-22 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I was waiting so long for this movie and totally missed it coming out!

We're watching Slither tonight but I might try to download SH instead....

I can't believe I missed it, forgiveness please!! *reaches for sword*

[identity profile] look-alive.livejournal.com 2006-04-22 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahaa, I forgive you. Actually, I'm really happy that you were excited about it. I kinda figured you'd be in the "Eh" category for it. But yeah, holy wow it's awesome. And if you can, I reccommend seeing it in theaters with their crazy dts. The sound really is very well done, and they make good use of the speakers in the back. It'll be dead silent and you can't hear anything on-screen, and then you hear these little tiny noises coming from right behind you. It's sweet.
Anyway, tell me how slither is. Looks like it was sorta in the same category as Feast. (Project Greenlight. Saw it at the film fest last year.) Only, I doubt it was as gross as Feast... It has Nathan Fillion in it, so I was almost tempted to go, just because he amuses me.

And yes, watch Silent Hill.

[identity profile] 42-23.livejournal.com 2006-04-22 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Slither is very much awesome, too.

It's kind of like Shaun of the Dead meets Resident Evil.

With Nathan Fillion.

[identity profile] look-alive.livejournal.com 2006-04-22 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it as gross as everyone made it out to be? Or just kinda ickyfunny?

[identity profile] 42-23.livejournal.com 2006-04-22 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno how people've made it out to be gross, so I can't certainly say, but it is kinda gross and gory: but it's almost always in a humorous way.

Certainly not as bad as some of the stuff in Silent Hill.

[identity profile] boko.livejournal.com 2006-04-23 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
YAY, knew you'd be happy with the movie! 'Thing Fucken rocked! even tho yes, the lines sucked here and there. o.< But the sound- my GOD the sound BLEW me away! Especially when yanno... the gate babies were after her >.> .... gate babies... *shudder*

*rocks back and forth muttering, "can't sleep... babies will get me... can't sleep... babies will get me..."*

Beautiful~ just, like... beautiful~

and am I wrong for thinking officer bennett and rose could make a good couple? >.>

[identity profile] look-alive.livejournal.com 2006-04-23 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, they're totally cannon. Oooooh yeah. And Gatebabies! Yes! How awesome were they?

[identity profile] jc123youandme.livejournal.com 2006-04-23 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
*dies in anticipation* I waanaa seeeeeee!!!! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd

[identity profile] look-alive.livejournal.com 2006-04-23 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Goooo seeee iiiiiiiiit! OMG happiness.