HAHAHA YOU AND SAPORTA REALLY ARE BFF ON THE ASTRAL PLANE. I REALLY HESITATE WHAT KINDS OF THINGS YOU WOULD GET UP TO IF YOU EVER MET, YOU CHARMING MOTHERFUCKERS.
I do draw a distinction between "charming" (see also: Ptrick and his seeming cluelessness) and "charming motherfucker" (more conscious and calculating...and Cobra-like*). But yeah. I watched you completely win over that guy last weekend.
It's like, you know in zombie movies how it shows the projected spread?
"By the end of this week, it'll have taken over Oregon. In a month, the whole continental US, and by this time next year, the whole globe will be unrecognizable."
no subject
"HOW DO THEY FIGURE THAT STUFF OUT? ...I MEAN. NOT THAT IT'S TRUE."
I bet Gabe keeps files of all his band members. And probably other bands.
I bet there are drunk readalouds.
Maybe I should stop projecting my own life experiences onto Gabe Saporta.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYTHING WEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDD~
no subject
no subject
I'm gonna screencap that, print it out, and FRAME IT.
repost to make a point, baby
ORF ORF ORF
*OH I WENT THERE
BORK BLORK HOOORRRFFFF
Hahah yeaaaaah, I'm basically smooth. LIKE A SNAKE.
♥
BORK BORK BORK
At some point we need to have a conversation about Homeboy in Chicago this week. Just saying.
...I need to make a phonecall tomorrow.
Haha HI you are doing nothing good to the size of my rampant ego.
YEAH YEAH YEAH
Hmm, that might be a problem. Let me get my Ego Resizing Kit, brb.
YEAH
It's like, you know in zombie movies how it shows the projected spread?
"By the end of this week, it'll have taken over Oregon. In a month, the whole continental US, and by this time next year, the whole globe will be unrecognizable."
no subject
[Yeah, so I totally fell asleep in the middle of typing this comment. Go me!]