lllookalive | This LJ is at war.

Current Mood: ridiculous.
Current Location: haven't moved since the last post.
Current Music: Bring It! (Snakes On A Plane) - Cobra Starship

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This LJ is at war.

Let's all play Spot The Wentz!

aquidis, YOU ONLY REALLY BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF.

YOU HAVE BEEN SERVED.

GO!

(and anyone else who wants in on the Crazy Cobra Variety Show over here, jump on in.)

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Esp. the part at the end where William totally borks his part and Carden laughs at him.

Okay, so by Carden you meant Suarez, right?

Because now I am laughing at you. :D

But besides that

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH- OHMYGOD- THAT WAS TRAGIC. HIS PLAINTIVE LITTLE CATERWAUL! HIS SAD LITTLE ATTEMPT AT DANCING.

...Am I the only one made slightly uncomfortable by... whatever it is Gabe is doing? Through the whole video? With his crotch?

KISSES! ~~♥ ♥~~ ♠

Speaking of which-

I love how his MAIN CONCERN here is that he's apparently continually cast as the bitchy bottom. This man has priorities.

That is the video where I decided that Cobra was the best thing ever. Instead of being all coy or whatever, he OWNS THAT SHIT. I bet Gabe cackles with glee over some of the fic that's written about him.

Obviously our EP needs a track called "Plaintive Little Caterwaul." It can be about golden retriever puppies.

Dude, I know, right? They're basically amazing.

"HOW DO THEY FIGURE THAT STUFF OUT? ...I MEAN. NOT THAT IT'S TRUE."

I bet Gabe keeps files of all his band members. And probably other bands.

I bet there are drunk readalouds.

Maybe I should stop projecting my own life experiences onto Gabe Saporta.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERYTHING WEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDD~

HAHAHA YOU AND SAPORTA REALLY ARE BFF ON THE ASTRAL PLANE. I REALLY HESITATE WHAT KINDS OF THINGS YOU WOULD GET UP TO IF YOU EVER MET, YOU CHARMING MOTHERFUCKERS.

HAHAHAHAH DID YOU ACTUALLY JUST CALL ME *CHARMING*?

I'm gonna screencap that, print it out, and FRAME IT.

repost to make a point, baby

I do draw a distinction between "charming" (see also: Ptrick and his seeming cluelessness) and "charming motherfucker" (more conscious and calculating...and Cobra-like*). But yeah. I watched you completely win over that guy last weekend.

*OH I WENT THERE

Which guy? The parking thing?

Hahah yeaaaaah, I'm basically smooth. LIKE A SNAKE.

♥

I was thinking of food carts weed guy. Oh yeah! The parking guy, too. And Vizzyvizyyvizyyvizzy X to the V. Basically everyone.

Oh, weed guy! Right!

...I need to make a phonecall tomorrow.

Haha HI you are doing nothing good to the size of my rampant ego.

Loooooooooooooool.

Hmm, that might be a problem. Let me get my Ego Resizing Kit, brb.

Too late, dude. Too late.

It's like, you know in zombie movies how it shows the projected spread?

"By the end of this week, it'll have taken over Oregon. In a month, the whole continental US, and by this time next year, the whole globe will be unrecognizable."

I think you underestimate my ego-decimating abilities. Which are, unfortunately, considerable. I try to not use them most of the time.

[Yeah, so I totally fell asleep in the middle of typing this comment. Go me!]

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This LJ is at war.

YOU WERE SAYING?

LIKE MILK AND HONEY

BRING THAT MOTHERFUCKINSHIIIIIT

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ORF ORF ORF

BORK BLORK HOOORRRFFFF

BORK BORK BORK

At some point we need to have a conversation about Homeboy in Chicago this week. Just saying.

YEAH YEAH YEAH

YEAH

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